So I got banned from Soulcalibur Wiki without warning, and decided to waste my time making this terrible rap song instead (it's a spoof on Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2, and steals some lines from it for the SW characters... heh heh a parody of a parody)...

Announcer: Transcending history and the world, a tale of swords and souls eternally retold…

Nightmare: To the N, to the I, to the G-H-T-mare! (Nightmare!)
Eating up your puny souls everywhere!
With my big bad Soul Edge slicing through the air!
Go ahead and f*** with me if you dare!

Siegfried: Yo Nightmare, I gotta stop you, Soul Edge too
But Soul Calibur and I will freeze the planet when I’m through
‘Cuz I’m a big jerkass and that’s what I do
If anyone wants to live then shame on you.

Astaroth: Scream, worms! Astaroth is here!
300-pound golem man with a creepy leer!
Crushing all the filthy maggots cowering in fear!
Tira (Gloomy): Get back to work, Astaroth, who cares that I’m low tier?

Tira (Jolly) I’m so absolutely in-f***ing-sane!
There must be a little something screwing up my brain! (Hahahahaha!)
(Gloomy) Keep killing people you, ‘cuz now I have your daughter
Sophitia: You just want yuri sex with me, you pile of fodder.

Sophitia: I’m married, I’m a MILF now, f*** off you lesbo freak
That pisses off fanboys too ‘cuz I’m the hottest Greek.
Cassandra: Sophitia, why are you talking like a whore?
Kratos: I AM THE GOD OF WAR!

Mitsurugi: Not even the king of hell could stand against my blade
I’m a badass samurai and you should be afraid
Out of everyone in here, I bust the bestest rhymes.
Yoshimitsu: Thou art way, way behind the times!

Edge Master: Kilik! You know what that rod of yours is meant for! …No, both of them!
Kilik: Edge Master, my rod is people’s doom
Use it to jizz on Soul Edge and make it go kaboom
Free Vulcan Elvis from its grip so tight
Then I’ll go have fun in bed with Xianghua all night!

Ivy: F*** this! I don’t have any clothes!
Now I’m a street prostitute, and everybody knows!
Cervantes ate my soul, that’s what he tried to do…
But now I got a new one, so I’m ready to screw!

Chorus:
Soul Edge! (Nightmare: Blood and darkness, come unto me!)
Good guys! (Siegfried: I don’t want anyone to be free!)
Soul Edge! (Tira (Gloomy)): I’ll cut your heart out, nice and slow.)
Good guys! (Mitsurugi: I cut off Nightmare’s cock, y’know.)

Darth Vader: To the V, to the A, to the D, E, R!
Reconstructin’ the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that’s black like tar!
Ivy: I have no idea who the hell you are.

The Apprentice: Master, I don’t think that slutty bitch wants you around
Better choke her to death and f*** her on the ground
Or I can do that too, ‘cuz the Force is thick in me…
What the hell! Got Nightmare’s severed dick in me!

Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda’s on the scene!
900-year-old fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Touch your big boobies, I really must!
Sophitia: I don’t really appreciate your lust.

Zasalamel: Yo, I’m the only black guy in da hood!
With my skeletons and scythe, I’m up to no good!
I’m gonna take over the world like any nigga would!
Become King of All Eternity, like I should!

Hilde: I’m here to save my daddy, I’m brave and I’m hot
But if you want me to have sex with you, I will not
I’m the newbie in the game, I'm your wet dream
But I’m uber broken and I can make you scream!
Announcer: RING OUT! RING OUT! RING OUT! RING OUT!
RING OUT! RING OUT! RING OUT! RING OUT!

Voldo: *Voldo noises*

Dampierre: Le Bello drinks and smokes and commits sex crime!
Le Bello wants to screw Voldo all the time!
Le Bello doesn’t care because Le Bello’s dumb!
Le Bello likes to f*** Voldo with Le Bello’s thumb!
Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants some!
Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants cum!
Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants some!
Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants, Le Bello wants cum…

^Wha?! Shame on thee!
None shall mourn thy thread....

Oh, heck no...

It's bad enough with a gangster rap featuring Star Wars, but one involving Soul Calibur characters? It's just garbage...

I thought this would be a video. Lame...
Who wants to read hip hop?

mostly positive reviews

keep it up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EllWiH1MSb4

epic....FAIL

At least communisim was good on paper...this is just wrong

I disagree, this site is not all about hate just because some guy stuck his foot where it shouldn't have been. But I'm pretty sure you made your point, even though you kinda got teary eyed at the end (which your enemies will exploit to screw you over).

Personally, whenever I lose, I either make a joke at how crappy my reflexes are or make a cheesy but quiet scream of the character I'm playing. Little things like this would avoid overreacting when losing to trash talkers, even though I never played against one, so that would make whatever I just typed right now completely pointless. Damnit! *facepalm*

.................LOL

lol lobo = BITE

If lobo can shamelessly plug off-topic shit, then I can too.

http://www.8wayrun.com/f37/seong-mi-...he-world-t4291

Hi. Good... Not locked...

http://www.8wayrun.com/f13/dancing-w...e-story-t6410/

pokemon.....

o.o

*shakes head* this is almost as bad as john cena's thuganomics.....

This was actually really funny I laughed but no Setsuka so shame on you!
+1 nice song!

Why not try rapping it?

You need to rap this out load. Then it would be really funny.

I play Xianghua

when I get on the pad haters be like "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh"

*bumped for awesomeness.

I feel the evil in my veins
(It's a nightmare)
Without care, I don't fight fair
I got my two eyes starin' at you cuz the fight's near
Now that's clear, watch here
My moves all over you, two-fold, three-fold
My games legend like untold
In front of you
I'm pro with the spacin'
You're a scrub hesitatin screamin at the dude you be facin'
Ragin'
Cuz I broke your guage and
Complainin' cuz we didn't get the cage then
Fuck that, I'm all over you, like a disease that you gargle
This ain't listerine, faggot, this is warble
I'll JI you all day cuz I'm sick with the game
All 1000 of yo aerial kicks just got shamed...

^^ don't encourage this you twit >_<