Official "I Hate Shura" thread

[KowtowRobinson]

For real, why this bitch tryin to be like me? She can't really do that. Those assless chaps and big skull are totally badass and and original, and not generic in any way. Worst design ever, tryin to be like me, she ain't even got a gun. Fuck that bitch.

[tribaL]

i am thoroughly confused.

[franman]

For real, why this bitch tryin to be like me? She can't really do that. Those assless chaps and big skull are totally badass and and original, and not generic in any way. Worst design ever, tryin to be like me, she ain't even got a gun. Fuck that bitch.Damn straight! He'll just have to teach her a lesson and show her the way of the iGDR! Why?! Cuz that's how he rolls.

[KINGDOM]

technically speaking, is Shura better than Cervantes, due to longer range on her swords?

do some combos work/not work with her, due to her different model?

[MarkMan]

Yea man,we need the dead pirate to be in assless chaps.

Who's with me!?

lol.

[Syrpiektre]

AH MY EYES (bad mental image!)

Kingdom, as far as I know her swords may look longer but her hitboxes are all the same. Case in point: Use 4A(I think? It's a turnaround horizontal slash) and you'll see the swipe is still short even though that katana should be twice as long as Cervy's pistol/dagger

[Silmor]

Unless there are some weird hitbox glitches with Shura that Cervantes doesn't suffer from (and they'd have to be pretty severe to compensate for superior reach), right now it seems Shura > Cervantes - I've definitely connected with a few distant 11AA's where Cervantes would've whiffed. Anyone know if CaS Cervantes has any discrepancies?

As ridiculous as the idea of a gun-katana is, to scores of twelve-year olds it must be the coolest thing invented EVAR. Or maybe she shoots bullets with her MIND! Her design seems to cater to that age group anyway...

[KowtowRobinson]

Technically, her range is longer, and that makes her better than Cervy on paper. If they don't ban her (they probably will) I'm playing Cervy on fucking principal. Bitch needs to stop tryin to act like me, she's just jealous.

[Rigil]

You are playing Bison on principle, because Cervy is actually tryin to be like him. Did i just blow your mind?!?!?!?!

[Rekano]

Oh, no need to ban the bonus bitches. Very few people will play them anyway.

Quit gettin sore, your character was genericly cloned son. Her and the BILLIONS of other Custom cervys on XBL that run rampant.

[tribaL]

you are playing bison on principle, because cervy is actually tryin to be like him. Did i just blow your mind?!?!?!?!

omg im sorry but your avatar is f***ing awesome!!!!

[KowtowRobinson]

You are playing Bison on principle, because Cervy is actually tryin to be like him. Did i just blow your mind?!?!?!?!

Bison and Cervy carpool on their way to ramsack and pillage the land. Shura tried to get down on that shit, mans was like "Noooooooo."

[Keshtath]

Quit hatin, shura's got katanas instead of cheesy gun swords.

[SiGeL]

Sounds like Shura didn't let somebody hit.

[KowtowRobinson]

Sounds like Shura didn't let somebody hit.

Since when do pirates/dictators wait for a bitch to LET THEM hit it?

Not last time I checked, they didn't.

[SiGeL]

That might be true, but you don't gorilla pimp Shura.

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bitch, i'm the motherfuckin dictator!
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take that shit back to street fighter
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:(

[Darth-Zero]

Is it just be or does Shura's attacks seem to be a bit slower/have more recovery then Cervantes? An yeah I notice landing hits with Shura that I would normally miss with Cervantes.

[KowtowRobinson]

They should be the same speed, I'm not sure what's been tested there. But the range issue and combos landing that shouldn't = banstick.

Plus she's just fucking lame anyway, so good riddance.

[SyracuseShadow]

They should be the same speed, I'm not sure what's been tested there. But the range issue and combos landing that shouldn't = banstick.

Plus she's just fucking lame anyway, so good riddance.

Seconded. And as far as I know, my CaC Cervy doesn't have any problems or advantages over Cervy. If there are any, they're minuscule at best, given that Cervy isn't ridiculously tall or short or anything stupid.

He's just king...

[LargeBillsONLY]

Are you tired of the same old pirating? The same old soulless dual-wielding old man, year after year, wielding two mismatched swords and seeking what was lost but will never be again?

It's time for a change in Soul Calibur. It's time for a separation from the failed pirating and policies of the past. It's time for a better tomorrow. And a tomorrow with Shura is a better tomorrow for you and me. It's time for a change.

FACT:
Cervantes took the SOUL of his own daughter, Ivy.

FACT:
Cervantes voted with President Bush 90% of the time.

FACT:
Cervantes does not, in fact, own even one single pair of assless chaps. Shura owns two, both in stylish shades of blue.

FACT:
Shura has a longer reach both in Washington and in her offhand than Cervantes.

Is this the kind of dual-wield representative you want in YOUR Soul Calibur? I say no, my fellow 8-way runners. I say no.

So when you're going through your character select screen and you're thinking that you need two swords to slice and dice that overpowered Sophitia, go for the choice with the longer reach, the double-Ds, and the lovable skull on her shoulder. An "A" button on Shura is an "A" button for tomorrow.

[RiBu]

Shura. . Yes we can

[Scamp]

Shura is on a bridge to nowhere.

[A_Bad_Idea]

I'd vote Shura if she only she didn't pick Scherezade as a running partner. That really hurt her campaign.

[KowtowRobinson]

You know it's funny, relating this to political campaigns. Obama's campaign has been running this whole change business, in stark contrast to Shura's "every generic fucking anime ninja boobslut ever" routine. Seriously, assless chaps and a big skull on her shoulder?

Vote for change, guys. And for characters that aren't banned in tournament play, lol.

[LargeBillsONLY]

Oh come on, like the dead pirate thing hasn't been done before? LeChuck anyone?

[KowtowRobinson]

Well answer me this, what's been done more often? Undead pirates with Bison Psycho Crusher and slide kicks to behind the head gunshot? Or generic anime bitch with tits hanging out and big katanas? The answer should be obvious.

Besides if we allowed her, we'd have to allow Schezerhaehzahraheazharazod too, and I don't think anyone wants to fight against Amy with range.

[LargeBillsONLY]

You fight like a dairy farmer.

[ShadowFox]

Well answer me this, what's been done more often? Undead pirates with Bison Psycho Crusher and slide kicks to behind the head gunshot? Or generic anime bitch with tits hanging out and big katanas? The answer should be obvious.
Vote Obama?

[KowtowRobinson]

Vote Obama?

Well we should all be doing this anyway, lol. I'm hearing some very scary things from people that I know living in certain swing states, though. Hopefully in the end, common fucking sense will beat out these bible thumpers.

[ShadowFox]

Well we should all be doing this anyway, lol. I'm hearing some very scary things from people that I know living in certain swing states, though. Hopefully in the end, common fucking sense will beat out these bible thumpers.
You would think so, but its the same for picking the anime bitch with tits and sword.

Sure she looks stupid but its what we're used to. Same goes for people in office.

See what I did there?

[KowtowRobinson]

You would think so, but its the same for picking the anime bitch with tits and sword.

Sure she looks stupid but its what we're used to. Same goes for people in office.

See what I did there?

You compared generic anime titbitch to problems with voter apathy among many of the Democratic party's main focus groups?

[LargeBillsONLY]

Quit hating on her tits! SEXISM!

[ShadowFox]

You compared generic anime titbitch to problems with voter apathy among many of the Democratic party's main focus groups?
Yes.

WATCHUGON DO SON?!?!?

[Shuyyin]

i like how the tags go "cock, i hate shura, official, sandwich"

im guessing you meant to add in "cock sandwich" together as a tag, but it got split. haha

[SynysterChris]

Shura has pancake butt. Just like mother used to make. Mummm Mummmm Bitch.

[Yamibakeru]

Big tits and iGDR simply do NOT go together. Just like how old geezers from the Vietnam War do not go well with Alaskan salmon-fishing hockey moms who think invading Russia is a good foreign policy.

[KowtowRobinson]

i like how the tags go "cock, i hate shura, official, sandwich"

im guessing you meant to add in "cock sandwich" together as a tag, but it got split. haha

Yeah Jaxel sent me a message tellin me to stop sabotaging his tag system, but the only thread I've changed tags on is the NYC matchfinder, lol. And most of that was Serge, it's got like 80 tags now haha. So I dunno who's doing it.

[PokemonEater]

Cervantes is a BADASS. EVIL. UNDEAD. PIRATE. Shura is just some lame manga demon slayer.

That said, I vote Cervantes.

P.S. Obama owns even though I'm libertarian.

[Nukleurfire]

Okay who spilled the politics? You guys are over-complicating it. It comes down to this: Tits or Beard.

[Law_Hack_Ninja]

...for those on the fence there are hairy tits out there somewhere for you .....

[The-Instigator]

Are you tired of the same old pirating? The same old soulless dual-wielding old man, year after year, wielding two mismatched swords and seeking what was lost but will never be again?

It's time for a change in Soul Calibur. It's time for a separation from the failed pirating and policies of the past. It's time for a better tomorrow. And a tomorrow with Shura is a better tomorrow for you and me. It's time for a change.

FACT:
Cervantes took the SOUL of his own daughter, Ivy.

FACT:
Cervantes voted with President Bush 90% of the time.

FACT:
Cervantes does not, in fact, own even one single pair of assless chaps. Shura owns two, both in stylish shades of blue.

FACT:
Shura has a longer reach both in Washington and in her offhand than Cervantes.

Is this the kind of dual-wield representative you want in YOUR Soul Calibur? I say no, my fellow 8-way runners. I say no.

So when you're going through your character select screen and you're thinking that you need two swords to slice and dice that overpowered Sophitia, go for the choice with the longer reach, the double-Ds, and the lovable skull on her shoulder. An "A" button on Shura is an "A" button for tomorrow.

You've opened my eyes... I never knew what a cold-hearted person Cervantes... I thought he was misunderstood when he took his daughter's soul... but voting for Bush 90% of the time... I could NEVER forgive him for that XP.

[KowtowRobinson]

...for those on the fence there are hairy tits out there somewhere for you .....

Dude no, that would be the worst lol. Can you imagine one of these chicks in HD graphics with little hairs stickin out of their costume? Awful.

Actually now that I think about it, that should be a CaS item, to go along with some of those manly lookin female faces they got.

[Law_Hack_Ninja]

If that were the case I would spam more lows than a rugi scrub because I would hate to see armor break....Scratch that I would just lose because I would hate to see what's down below o_0

[bdemong]

All chaps are assless.

[KowtowRobinson]

All chaps are assless.

Yeah but hers are MORE assless.

Or something.

Cervy 2012!

[BLDave]

She has assless chaps, your arguments are irrelevent.